Bugs. Bytes. Sleepless nights.

Fort Lauderdale, FL
The other day I overheard someone say "it's cheaper to build your own gaming pc". Man I haven't laughed like that in a while.
Jogging that last mile home is always toughest. Up ahead I could see a lizard. He looked back at me and broke off into a full sprint. And lemme tell you, I have never finished a mile so strong in my life because I wasn't about to let no lizard beat me NO SIR NOT TODAY. #Motivate
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These people are getting agressive. Starting to wonder if this @Publix sub is worth my life. #FirstWorldProbs
Passwordless Authentication with #AuthO. Checkout #FlaDotNet on the @Meetup app!
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Just got a new driver's license. Looking like a 1st Edition #Charizard. Anyone wanna trade?
Love pizza? Beer? Code? Check out #FlaDotNet on the @Meetup app! @bocajs @fladotnet
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Wearing my Space Jam shirt today. Got "randomly" selected for extra security at the entrance. Classic Disney vs Warner Bros move.
Stellar (art)chitecture! ⁦@artFido⁩ artfido.com/the-most-spectac…
Subways. Fat squirrels. King Kong. Soup Dumplings. Big thanks to nellamost for the most fun weekend and to everyone who wished me a happy birthday! #NewYork #BigApple #NYC #Brooklyninstagram.com/p/BtJjoTPB3_R/…
I NEED Y'ALL TO STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING AND HEAR THIS MASTERPIECE #HipHop #Rap @blackthought open.spotify.com/track/1jpc2…
So my @fitbit won't sync any of my metrics from Friday. All other days are fine. Which begs the question: what the hell did I do Friday night?
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So I'm paying for something at Walgreens. I'm using the chip reader and the cashier says "you can pull it out now" and it took everything in me to not say #THATSWHATSHESAID! I got issues man.
Serious question. Why do people use "@" instead of "at"? Either way, it's only one syllable. ONE EXTRA CHARACTER YOU LAZY TEXTERS.
Pandora was out of this world! #Puns #Disney #Avatar #Pandora @ Pandora - The World Of Avatar instagram.com/p/BrjQw80hxaE/…
Oh so y'all gonna install speed bumps in my neighborhood? CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Listen to Private Ryan Presents Private Ryan VS The Music 10 (The Musical Callaloo) by Dj Private Ryan #np on #SoundCloud 💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥 soundcloud.com/djprivateryan…