Every NYC borough deserves an eponymous JavaScript talk series | Not a real event. for now. maybe. wtvr.

Staten Island
#WebComponents are great, but you know there are going to be 13 year-old developers creating immature custom elements like <poop> and <lol>.
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We've got our first confirmed speaker: the author of the popular web design book, "You Might Not Need CSS".
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We're looking for some co-organizers! If you're really good at nodejs AND/OR really good at arranging chairs, let us know!
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Tickets are $15. No wait that's the bridge toll.
We've got some speakers lined up who are truly JavaScript ninja rockstar robot mutants.
Like, would anybody actually go? To reiterate, it's in Staten Island.
Who else is going to #statenisland_js? #statenislandjs Trick question nobody.
Did you guys that know the Verrazano Bridge was written in JavaScript?
Come on guys, the ferry's free!
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There's gotta be some JavaScript on this island somewhere...