Well I went tubing for the first time in like 20 years. Omg #gonnabesore #hotpants
I have an unbelievable craving for something ...any guesses? #time
I really don't mind my wife's family, but I really hate when her Aunt Flow visits, she is always ruining my plans. #fml #badtiming
Let the roller coaster of emotions begin, gonna hold on for the next month and just ride...#thegerman #thefinnishdaughter
Omg...so fucking pissed right now, wish I could kill little bitches that back out of the Army at the last minute..#fucking douches
If you had skype sex with someone in another country, can you say you had sex in that country #random