Put a five second delay - ex: Thread.Sleep(5000); behind every common action in your software, then after 3 months when your users go crazy remove the delays and tell them you worked tirelessly to improve performance and suddenly everyone will love you.
Shopping at @Ross_Stores is always something.
Old lady: "Where are you going to wear this?"
Sassy Old Lady: "Probably on my body."
They turn around and look at me. Three of us laugh like old bingo buddies. #GoodTimes.
We tried to sneak @ChickfilA into the theater. The ticket lady literally smelled the fries and stopped us. HOW DARE SHE TRY TO STOP THE LORD'S WILL!?? #ThisIsLife
Based on my heart rate, #Fitbit indicates I was "outdoor biking" yesterday from 6:30 to 7pm, which is impossible since I was grocery shopping during that time. THAT'S HOW EXCITED I GET OVER #FOOD Y'ALL.
Console gamers, here’s a giveaway for you too! No need for a hashtag, gaming has always been wholesome. Just Follow & RT for a chance to win a Razer Wolverine TE.
Finally got to see ricreation_by_riana's cool art work at The Alvin Sherman Library. Stop by NSU and support local talent! @ Alvin Sherman Library at Nova… instagram.com/p/Bkb10uSHCS9G…