So I'm being really silly in the original post... but we are about to mark ESM as stable in Node.js and sunset the modules team.
Thank you to the many many many people who put time, sweat, and many tears into getting here.
The Node.js modules team does not have enough members who have shown up today... I have decided to stage a coup.
I declare CJS over, ESM is the only way to write JavaScript now.
All members who disagree please respond to this message if you wish to stop this from happening.