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When you're pooping and can hear the cats in the other room stealing the food off the counter that you forgot to put away...
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My superpower is the ability to always pick the slowest lane at the super market...every bloody time
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The amount of stress checking and opening my mail causes me is insane. Especially with property tax bills coming through 😭
So I may not understand American Football one bit, even after 15 years, but with seats this good I'll pretend I do!
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