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Finally took down my world map and put this together instead! I love it and it completely opens up the room.
But fuck drilling drywall anchors...
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The boys got to hang out in the garden for a big then had a quick playdate with next doors Onyx this evening!
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Damn comment sections and people hiding spoilers in them...luckily only read the first line but god damn people are just awful human beings with this stuff.
Never agree/get guilt tripped into be a board member on an HOA. It's not fucking worth the stress and petty drama
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I didnt get seasick on the boat at all but being back on land everything's wobbly and I feel like crap
Waiting to get on the plane, one man has a melt down because he has to check his bag and another says someone stole his bag and demanded security review the footage...Miami airport is wild...
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My role as cruise boat dad is complete. I got all the drunks on and off the boat at every stop, no one died, nobody went overboard or got left on and island and they're all at the airport. Mission complete.
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On my first cruise. Manages to encompass my fear of boats, heights and too many people all in one go. But I'm definitely excited for that tan!
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It should legally be required for you to disclose that you snore like a fucking walrus the entire night, before your roommates are trapped in a small cruise cabin with you.
In other completely unrelated news...what's the best way to throw a body overboard?
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