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Not featured in Cheddar's lawnmower impression is when he threw up all the grass he just cut/ate...
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My legs are finally fulfilling their true purpose. A wrestling ring/climbing tree for cats.
Warning: Video features way too much of my thigh....
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I'm babysitting these two all weekend. They gone from sleep all day to full on chaos mode. They've also learned how to escape their enclosure...
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My neighbour is fostering tiny baby kittens and I get to go see them whenever I want. I'm in heaven.
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Charlie retweeted
Following OnlyFans' example, and we are no longer selling bidets.
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Those cushions weren't there last night. So either my cats are getting stronger or sleeping Charlie decided the bathroom needed to be walled off...
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I took one of my picture frames off the wall again in my sleep....but don't worry I kept it safe between two pillows on the floor.
What the fuck is wrong with sleeping me...
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Me: I actually don't look bad today!
Coach: Are you okay? You look pale?
Me: Ah back to Gollum self esteem we go
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Cheddar's Outdoor Checklist:
✅ Roll around in the dirt.
✅ Eat bugs from the dirt that the rolling unearthed
✅ Try to eat the monkey grass all the dogs pee on
✅ Scream bloody murder when Dad tries to take me back inside
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