Screeching preaching people on the sidewalk are the fucking worst. I just wanted some outside peaceful time in the sun, not some batshit crazy religious fanatic.
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Just pure happiness
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That Xenoblade Smash Brothers trailer made my day so much better.
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“I’m here live, I’m not a cat,” says lawyer after Zoom filter mishap “I can see that,” responds judge
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Chaos treats...there's not really any other way to describe them
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The eternal struggle as to whether I shave my beard or not continues. I feel like I should at this point just to change things up but I'm worried I'll look like a sentient giant middle finger again...
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When you just really REALLY don't want to get out of bed.
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Lady Gaga over here looking like Edelgard and I'm 100% for it

ALT Fire Emblem Edelgard GIF

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I got to have a video meeting with a bunch of British clients this morning and it was lovely! Three years since I've been back now...
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I have one very happy and very dirty cat.
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The rubbish bin Mac pro was designed for this and only this.
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Who's ready for the chaos of a 20 different person family zoom quiz...because this is going to be a clusterfuck
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I really wish I could un-watch the latest Wonder Woman movie. I can usually turn my brain off an enjoy cheesy movies but this one was absolutely all over the place and awful.
Christmas Family Zoom: Everyone else is there with their significant others. I'm sitting there with a giant bowl of pigs in a blanket all to myself. Living the dream life.
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Charlie retweeted
I’m going to give 5 people that retweet this tweet $10,000 each to celebrate Christmas! (Make sure you follow me so I can dm you if you win!). I will show proof!
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Cheddar might be a Bond villain....
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What the fuck does this even mean? Why does online dating seem to think that being sarcastic is a good thing...
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I sit down for a minute and get trapped for an hour
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My cats are just furry loaves of bread
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